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Two cows in a field

One says, "Jeez, this mad cow disease is scary." The other responds, "Doesn't worry me. I'm a sheep."

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You have? Well, don’t forget to let the poor guy out!

2. In America you watch big brother, in Russia big brother watches you...

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3. What's the bravest thing you can do in front of a drill sergeant?

Say yes when he asks if you want your mummy.

4. What events do spiders love to attend?

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5. Asked my kiwi mate "what's a Hindu"?

He said it lays iggs

6. I went in for a prostate exam

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